A hilarious error can make a CV stand out just as much as a well put together resume. Here are a few that will make you laugh!
Hilarious Cover Letter Statements
“You are going read this letter and think I am either too serious or a complete flake.”
“Hire me today and take advantage of a diamond in the ruff.”
“I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know I'm looking to change jobs."
“I recently launched my own business, but since it's quickly losing money, I need a job.”
“As my career with the WWE begins, I will need to have a day job. Professional wrestling does not pay very well in the beginning.”
“I am an Australian citizen and will remain an Australian citizen and an Australian, forever. Idealistically, I would like to mention that I love Australia.”
“I have the brain of a sponge.”
“I like to hire and fire people.”
“I am good looking, so I really feel I'm cut out for advertising.”
"Fluent in both English and Spinach.”
“To get an opportunity to proof what I know.”
“I would like to find a home to stay until it's time to go out to pasture.”
"To work very hardly.”
"Desire the chance to showcase my delightful personality, intelligence and superior judgment, which are so hard to find these days.”
Ensure you double check your resume to make sure there are no spelling mistakes or silly errors.